May 2013
27 posts
biting into a banana and then realizing that it’s really spicy
ok im on shrooms right now, and like woooah yea i dont even
Anonymous asked: Yesssssss
Anonymous asked: Nerd
drinking beer and doing drugs because I’m a really hip dude
confusedtree:
My sexiest move is where I seductively sing Tears For Fears in my head while looking at you from across the room and then leave and never cross paths with you again
everets:
♪ I wear my son’s glasses at night ♪
Excuse me, bartender. Can I get a beer on the rocks? Thanks
Anonymous asked: You poop your pants
everets replied to your post: somebody just tried to fucking rob my apartment…
did you kill them
I fucking wish.
somebody just tried to fucking rob my apartment while I was inside. Jesus Christ
kushdrinker:
honey doodoo child
April 2013
89 posts
2 tags
WHO THE FUCK STEALS AN ICING PACK FROM A BOX OF TOASTER STRUDELS. FUCK YOU
1 tag
why am I constantly losing followers? I dont understand
1 tag
buttemblem:
So today, my character creation teacher mentioned how you can make any lead character look adventurous by slapping a vest on them. He said you could even put a Marty McFly vest on Giger’s Alien and it would work.
And so I tried it and now I’m crying
