Tumblr (3.0; @twelveredstitches)http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/<p>ok im on shrooms right now, and like woooah yea i dont even</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50942818820http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50942818820Mon, 20 May 2013 19:10:27 -0400<p>oh my god what</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50942741905http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50942741905Mon, 20 May 2013 19:09:27 -0400<p>NOOOOOOOOOOOO</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50932752131http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50932752131Mon, 20 May 2013 17:01:45 -0400<p>drinking beer and doing drugs because I&#8217;m a really hip dude</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50927934531http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50927934531Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6104738d6148397242f44f09bb37c741/tumblr_mg8jx9nh7F1rf0a5bo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24f213fe8360616407cbee53621a401c/tumblr_mg8jx9nh7F1rf0a5bo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20bb5102a693d32f8b3fdc8410a0cfa0/tumblr_mg8jx9nh7F1rf0a5bo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50846606902http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50846606902Sun, 19 May 2013 16:15:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4d2237d78d096cb797418652bb730d6/tumblr_mn0m1iMxYc1qljjlmo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50782102608http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50782102608Sat, 18 May 2013 23:09:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j7wuAhUU1qgqwdno1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tardiscrash.tumblr.com/post/18913505757/iron-man-has-defeated-the-mandarin" target="_blank">tardiscrash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.</p> </div> </blockquote>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50650706643http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50650706643Fri, 17 May 2013 09:34:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f456345f9cc7e48b3957f4eae91d1c1f/tumblr_mmwaksTuXk1rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50578097864/reversed-cotton-candy-eating" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Reversed cotton candy eating.</p> </blockquote>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50650288759http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50650288759Fri, 17 May 2013 09:24:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4a07f6672d58d1e265355e1cf97052b/tumblr_mmulqmp1I41qhry21o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa39b3907bb0a354f5c1d12eeed7fd60/tumblr_mmulqmp1I41qhry21o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fullcabs.tumblr.com/post/50564765823/fuck" target="_blank">fullcabs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck</p> </blockquote>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50650185276http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50650185276Fri, 17 May 2013 09:21:44 -0400<p><a href="http://confusedtree.tumblr.com/post/50465080387/my-sexiest-move-is-where-i-seductively-sing-tears" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">confusedtree</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>My sexiest move is where I seductively sing Tears For Fears in my head while looking at you from across the room and then leave and never cross paths with you again</p></blockquote>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50466267265http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50466267265Tue, 14 May 2013 22:07:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a72c3f3a67e8dd4a819ea4520b8776b5/tumblr_mg2d3p6tIT1qki1ffo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50396101186http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50396101186Mon, 13 May 2013 23:29:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ixvwEgNj1qj64cjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50395999736http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50395999736Mon, 13 May 2013 23:27:52 -0400<p><a href="http://everets.tumblr.com/post/50224500020/i-wear-my-sons-glasses-at-night" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">everets</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>♪ I wear my son’s glasses at night ♪</p></blockquote>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50227182501http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50227182501Sun, 12 May 2013 00:54:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensensations.tumblr.com/post/50074006327/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-x" target="_blank">jensensations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing" target="_blank">x</a>)</strong></p> </blockquote>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50163599821http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50163599821Sat, 11 May 2013 09:27:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74ed012dc58022df188939d50bfd605f/tumblr_mml8rnHYyA1r868elo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50135439568http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50135439568Fri, 10 May 2013 22:42:58 -0400<p>Excuse me, bartender. Can I get a beer on the rocks? Thanks</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50113382967http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50113382967Fri, 10 May 2013 17:26:23 -0400<p>I don’t think so lady</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50075669408http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/50075669408Fri, 10 May 2013 03:08:18 -0400<p><a href="http://everets.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_e5278c053f45_40.png"/></a><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://everets.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">everets</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49990607576/somebody-just-tried-to-fucking-rob-my-apartment" target="_blank">post</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49990607576/somebody-just-tried-to-fucking-rob-my-apartment" target="_blank">somebody just tried to fucking rob my apartment&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>did you kill them</blockquote> <p>I fucking wish.</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49991222849http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49991222849Thu, 09 May 2013 00:19:04 -0400<p>somebody just tried to fucking rob my apartment while I was inside. Jesus Christ</p>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49990607576http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49990607576Thu, 09 May 2013 00:08:51 -0400<p><a href="http://kushdrinker.tumblr.com/post/49617262655/honey-doodoo-child" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kushdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>honey doodoo child</p></blockquote>http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49620370664http://twelveredstitches.tumblr.com/post/49620370664Sat, 04 May 2013 16:38:53 -0400